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Sunday, January 16, 2011
Tickets Please......( a joke from the bi-weekly publication)
This is a joke that I have found on my towns bi-weekly publication.
(Tickets Please)
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket .
" How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men. " Watch and learn, " answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door says, "Ticket, please. "
The door opens just a crack, and single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happened and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!
" How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed man. "Watch and learn, " answered the woman.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on it's way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. She knocks on their door and says, " Tickets please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.
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(Tickets Please)
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket .
" How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men. " Watch and learn, " answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door says, "Ticket, please. "
The door opens just a crack, and single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happened and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!
" How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed man. "Watch and learn, " answered the woman.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on it's way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. She knocks on their door and says, " Tickets please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.
www.amway.com/BartoshDesire
http://www.undercoverwear.com/ Agent 85374
What a night...
Hello to everyone. Hope all is good. Thank you to my creator for all his mercy and love he has shown me today and always. I know that all is well in your homes tonight and pray for others that are not as fortunate as you. As I was driving to work on Saturday ,my car has a temperature gage and it tells me how cold it is outside. In some areas of my drive, it was 4 degrees. I just started to pray for the homeless that were not able to find shelter. I also ask God for one request, I want for the world to be liberated from drugs. I mean narcotics. So many people I knew that had great careers and good jobs , have turn to drug addicts because they just can not deal with life. Some have commit suicide and some ended up in jail. I have had a rough life myself but one thing I know is that the faith I had in my Heavenly father has kept me walking through the thin line. The reason I say through and not on ,is because I have past my trials. I did not stand on it. So for this I am so full of joy.
Yesterday was a tough evening for us. My oldest grandaughter was running around the house. Our fault we let her since it was going to be her last day with us , and she was running fast on the steps and trip and fell. Did not tumble all the way down thank God but hit the bracket on the gate and had a bad cut. Like most kids that know they were doing something they are not suppose to will not cry, and she didn't until I was on my way up the steps to see what had fell and saw her bleeding. Of course my first instinct was to scream , but having had 4 kids they seemed to have prepared me for these circumstances. So I ran to the bathroom and apply pressure , wash the wound and put neosporin on it. Not to forget a bandaid. She had stop crying once I told her she was not in trouble and I got her dress and told my husband we have to go to the ER(Emergency Room). Got there at 10:30 p.m. and left 1:43am not bad. They clean it and gave her stitches . So an eventful trip to the er has landed us another week with our grandaughter. I am so happy. She is so sweet. I am going to miss her. She lives in Virginia , so we do not get to see her often. This trip we had her almost a month. We kind of got spoiled.
Our other grandchild , the baby is on her way to florida for vacation . She is visiting her other grandparents. I already miss her, but I am glad she has the opportunity to go and see her family. Family truly is important. I had to learn that the hard way.
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Agent 85374
Yesterday was a tough evening for us. My oldest grandaughter was running around the house. Our fault we let her since it was going to be her last day with us , and she was running fast on the steps and trip and fell. Did not tumble all the way down thank God but hit the bracket on the gate and had a bad cut. Like most kids that know they were doing something they are not suppose to will not cry, and she didn't until I was on my way up the steps to see what had fell and saw her bleeding. Of course my first instinct was to scream , but having had 4 kids they seemed to have prepared me for these circumstances. So I ran to the bathroom and apply pressure , wash the wound and put neosporin on it. Not to forget a bandaid. She had stop crying once I told her she was not in trouble and I got her dress and told my husband we have to go to the ER(Emergency Room). Got there at 10:30 p.m. and left 1:43am not bad. They clean it and gave her stitches . So an eventful trip to the er has landed us another week with our grandaughter. I am so happy. She is so sweet. I am going to miss her. She lives in Virginia , so we do not get to see her often. This trip we had her almost a month. We kind of got spoiled.
Our other grandchild , the baby is on her way to florida for vacation . She is visiting her other grandparents. I already miss her, but I am glad she has the opportunity to go and see her family. Family truly is important. I had to learn that the hard way.
www.amway.com/BartoshDesire
http://www.undercoverwear.com/
Agent 85374
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