This is a joke that I have found on my towns bi-weekly publication.
(Tickets Please)
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket .
" How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men. " Watch and learn, " answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door says, "Ticket, please. "
The door opens just a crack, and single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happened and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!
" How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed man. "Watch and learn, " answered the woman.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on it's way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. She knocks on their door and says, " Tickets please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.
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