Daily joke

Beware of That Undewear Dust..............

      One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny , he said to his wife, " Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
     "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little " dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
     "April," he hollered into the bathroom , "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
   She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder, it's MIRACLE GROW!!!

    You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.

 This was a joke that was in the "Our Town" bi-weekly publication in Pocono Mountains, Pa

Picnic

    Good day everyone. Hope all is I was glad I had work. Today I had a long day at work, but I was glad I had work .So much unemployment going on. Today was the youth picnic at the park for the children at our church. I made it there in the nick of time. They were so kind and waited for me. I saw my family in christ and I had so much fun just talking and having a great time.....

       " Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other--- it doesn't matter who it is--- and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other...                                                                  Mother Teresa