Sunday, December 12, 2010

Little Girl on a Plane ( Joke)

 Here is a joke for today...
     A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, " Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book closed it slowly and said to the stranger, " What would you like to talk about?"
" Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. " How about nuclear power?" and he smiles.
" ok, " she said,  " That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
 The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, " Hmmm, I have no idea."
  To which the little girl replies," Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?"


    Don't kill the messenger...lol

Every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God. (1 John 4:7)

 I had the opportunity today to get an answer from my heavenly father and I am thrilled...

 Hello everyone. Hope all of you are well in health and wealth but most important in spiritual gain. I have been very dreary these last couple of weeks because we felt that the church I was going to and dedicated the time and resources just wasn't going in the right direction as it should. You see you have a whole set of new Pastors, in today's world that have been through so much sinful stuff in their lives that when they find themselves in jail searching for something and all of a sudden they find Christ, they feel like they have been saved and the way that they understand the word the Bible is the way that they need to teach it.... I have encounter numerous Pastor like this until today....
     I am so tired of God having to compromise the Bible what he wrote because certain individuals that call themselves prophets of God and disciples, apostles rev., ministers, etc, etc,.... feel that they want to change traditions. I think in this matter they need to really go back and read the bible and analyze it better with a true open heart. God will talk to those who really want to hear and have it in their heart and soul to follow the word. See these are spiritual people  and not religious people. Religious people  are those who believe in God but do not really walk the walk. They go to church and that's about it. They are church going people but not spiritual people.
    I went to a church today and the Pastor there gave a little picture of his life. He said something that really hit the spot. He stated that for 15 years he was preaching and teaching and was not saved... He was still living in the worldly things and preaching about the godly things. What a deceiver he was... Then he got saved and he was so powerful in his word today , I could tell why I was there.. I wanted to go to the church that we use to belong to but my husband was feeling not to well. Therefore I was gonna go to the one that I started going in between and for some reason my spirit lead me somewhere else and this is how I ended up in this one... I know when you pray you get all your answers specially when you pray from the heart. I was just greatful to be at a church where the Pastor truly loves God and was not there to get attention from no one except glorify God for all the goodness he has done..
     My friends I hope I have not bored you but this is just how I feel.... Sorry

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