Funny Tales...

Good Day everyone. Hope all is well and healthy. I've been trying to stick to this diet that I have decided that I needed and let me tell you it's been the worst. First of my wonderful sister(not) has recommended me this tea that has a fat blend loss and it tastes like crap literally. She was so determine to help me that she went out and bought it herself. How thoughtful? She wants whats best for me. So I love her for this.
I have been feeling under the weather so I have decided to take off a couple of days from work just to relax. Not working at all. I find myself looking for something to do and driving my poor husband crazy in the process. Don't know whats wrong with me. I stop drinking coffee and don't know how I feel about it yet. Never really was much of a caffeine freak but, I like the tastes early morning. I have been reading a lot of different books pertaining to biblical people. I"m reading now about King David. I always had wonder what made him so special. So I made it my business to read about him and now I can see why our creator chose him and was with him all the way even when he was wrong and sinned in so many ways. You can read about him if you like in the king james version bible in Samuel and second samuel.
I also like to read different things and i'm going to share something that I read. This was in the "our town " issue#69 of a bi-weekly publication that's distributed through different areas in our state. This joke that I"m about to tell you was submitted by an our town faithful reader and the name of the joke is



"State Fair"
A man takes his wife to the state fair and one of the exhibits is of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says:" This bull mated 50 times last year"
The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says: He mated 50 times last year.
They walk a little further and see another pen with a sign that says " This bull mated 120 times last year"
The wife hits her husband and says" That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walk further and the third pen has a Bull with a sign that says" This Bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife gets really excited and says, "That's once a day. You could really learn something from this one."
The husband looks at her and says...." Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

Just a little humor to brighten your days . Have a bless day...



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