A Good Joke..... The Lawyer Vs. the Cop.....

       Good Day everyone...
         I ran accross this joke at our bi-weekly publication. Always a free paper to inform our community of what is happening around town. We are all so greatful for that.

    The Lawyer Vs. the Cop
            
                   A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Jersey cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has better education than any cop from Jersey. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cops' expense.
     The cop says, " License and registration , please."
    " What for?" says the lawyer.
 The cop says " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
The lawyer says, " I slowed down. and no one was coming."
" You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the cop.
" Licence and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please! " the cop says.
Lawyer says, " If you can show me the legal difference betwen slow down and stop, i'll give you my license and registration.; and you give me the ticket."
 " That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the cop says.
At this point, the cop takes out his billy club and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slown down?"


          This was submitted by a reader of "Our Town" publication...

I'm back, gone long but not forgotten ......

                                                                        Hello everyone. I hope all of you have been well in health and prosperity and all that maters to you. God has truly bless me in these troubled weeks that I have been expriencing. I have been sick and all the troubles at work . A little over stress but nonetheless ok. The fourth of July came and went and now we are finally came getting hot weather. Happy Independent day. Better late than never is what they say....

This is a pic. of Jenelle and Wilson.My grandaughter and nephew. I just can not believe how grown they both are. I remember Wilson when he was ten days old and I kept him here in my home while my sister recooperate  from being ill. And now  he is five years old. My grandaughter is a little firecracker herself and now she is two. Will only take pictures with wilson, her favorite cousin in the world.......

Of the fourth of July I had a small gathering . My sister who has come to my house maybe 2 times sice I have move from the city to the mountains , had came up. I had some friends and we just had a lot of food and listen to music and had a good time. My kids took my sister to the lake while we got the food prepared and the little ones just played.

My beautiful sister, (the shorter one) and one of my many blessings my oldest ddaughter and little Jenelle sneaking in the picture....