A Joke for the day"

   " The Blonde And The Thermos"
                 Submitted by a Faithful Our Town Reader

   A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver She was quited fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
 The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos... it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."
  "Wow!" said the blonde, "that's amazing... I'm going to buy it!"

 So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
  Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that ?" he asked.
 "Why that's a thermos... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
 Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
" Two popsicles and some coffee."

 I know a little corny but what can I say. I just read them not write them...

I have always read Chicken soup for the soul. It has a lot of stories that I can identify with. I hope the one that I have chosen will make you feel a little better... I know it does for me.
  


                                          "Don't be Afraid to Fail"

                              You've failed many times, although you may not remember .
  You fell down the first time you tried to walk.
 You almost drowned the first time you tried to swim, didn't you?
 Did you hit the ball the first time you swung a bat?
 Heavy hitters, the ones who hit the most home runs, also strike out a lot.
 R.H. Macy failed seven times before his store in New York caught on.
 English novelist John Creasy got 753 rejection slips before he published 564 books.
Babe Ruth struck out 1,3330 times, but he also hit 714 home runs.
Don't worry about failure.
Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try....

                                          



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