A Joke for All........

 This Joke is in my bi-weekly publication.....
  This one is call " Blind Date"
   " How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate." Terrible!
" the roommate answered, " He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
" He was the original owner!"


Here is another and it's called "Lipstick on the Mirror"
According to a news report, Buena Vista High School recently was faced with a unique problem. A number
of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press  their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principle decided that something had to be done . She called the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
 To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean the mirror..He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
      There are teachers, and then there are educators......lol