A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, " Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book closed it slowly and said to the stranger, " What would you like to talk about?"
" Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. " How about nuclear power?" and he smiles.
" ok, " she said, " That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, " Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies," Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?"
Don't kill the messenger...lol
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