I apologize for not being able to tell you the joke I also read.. I got a little emotional so I had to take a moment for myself..
Anyhow I usually get the bi-weekly publication from our town... This booklet is filled with all sorts of whats happening in our county.
I find a lot of funny jokes that faithful readers submit.
" Talk About Getting Old"
Poor Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death.Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place...
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be . " On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee......Lol
Here is a little joke for the kids
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!
I know a little late but early for next year.. Have a blessed night and may peace be with you..
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